Quotes

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326

Never judge a customer by the size of his wallet … sometimes good things come in small packages.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 6 2 0
327

The only value of a collectible is what you can get somebody else to pay for it.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 9 1 0
328

Necessity is the mother of invention. Profit is the father.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 10 4 0
329

Law makes everyone equal, but justice goes to the highest bidder.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 6 3 0
330

Wives serve; brother inherit.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 6 0 1
331

The answer to quick and easy profit is: buy for less, sell for more.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 7 2 0
332

Competition and fair play are mutually exclusive. Fair play and financial loss go hand-in-hand.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 4 0 0
333

A Ferengi waits to bid until his opponents have exhausted themselves.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 3 0 0
334

The family of Fools is ancient.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 6 4 0
335

Always ask for the costs first.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 6 0 0
336

If possible sell neither the sizzle nor the steak, but the Elphasian wheat germ.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 10 0 0
337

New customers are like razor toothed gree worms. They can be succulent, but sometimes they bite back.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 5 0 0
338

Opportunity waits for no one.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 10 5 0
339

Make your shop easy to find.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 10 3 0
340

Sometimes, what you get free costs entirely too much.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 12 5 0
341

You can’t free a fish from water.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 5 0 1
342

The difference between manure and Latinum is commerece.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 10 2 0
343

What’s mine is mine, and what’s yours is mine too.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 7 0 1
344

Even in the worst of times someone turns a profit.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 12 5 0
345

You are surrounded by opportunities; you just have to know where to look.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 7 2 0
346

Don’t pay until you have the goods.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 7 0 0
347

The customer is always right … until you have their cash.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 3 0 1
348

Respect is good, Latinum is better.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 7 0 1
349

His money is only your’s when he can’t get it back.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 10 5 0
350

A thirsty customer is good for profit, a drunk one isn’t.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 8 4 0