Quotes

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326 — —

Never judge a customer by the size of his wallet … sometimes good things come in small packages.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 6 2 0
327 — —

The only value of a collectible is what you can get somebody else to pay for it.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 9 1 0
328 — —

Necessity is the mother of invention. Profit is the father.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 11 4 0
329 — —

Law makes everyone equal, but justice goes to the highest bidder.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 6 3 0
330 — —

Wives serve; brother inherit.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 6 0 1
331 — —

The answer to quick and easy profit is: buy for less, sell for more.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 7 2 0
332 — —

Competition and fair play are mutually exclusive. Fair play and financial loss go hand-in-hand.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 4 0 0
333 — —

A Ferengi waits to bid until his opponents have exhausted themselves.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 3 0 0
334 — —

The family of Fools is ancient.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 6 4 0
335 — —

Always ask for the costs first.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 6 0 0
336 — —

If possible sell neither the sizzle nor the steak, but the Elphasian wheat germ.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 10 0 0
337 — —

New customers are like razor toothed gree worms. They can be succulent, but sometimes they bite back.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 5 0 0
338 — —

Opportunity waits for no one.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 10 5 0
339 — —

Make your shop easy to find.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 10 3 0
340 — —

Sometimes, what you get free costs entirely too much.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 12 5 0
341 — —

You can’t free a fish from water.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 5 0 1
342 — —

The difference between manure and Latinum is commerece.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 10 2 0
343 — —

What’s mine is mine, and what’s yours is mine too.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 7 0 1
344 — —

Even in the worst of times someone turns a profit.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 12 5 0
345 — —

You are surrounded by opportunities; you just have to know where to look.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 7 2 0
346 — —

Don’t pay until you have the goods.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 7 0 0
347 — —

The customer is always right … until you have their cash.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 3 0 1
348 — —

Respect is good, Latinum is better.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 7 0 1
349 — —

His money is only your’s when he can’t get it back.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 10 5 0
350 — —

A thirsty customer is good for profit, a drunk one isn’t.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 8 4 0