Quotes

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351

Never spend your own money when you can spend someone elses.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 7 4 0
352

Never allow one’s culture’s law to get in the way of a universal goal: profit.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 8 3 0
353

If a deal is fairly and lawfully made, then seeking revenge especially unprofitable revenge, is illegal.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 5 0 0
354

If you’re going to have to endure, make yourself comfortable.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 9 6 0
355

Time is Latinum. The early Ferengi get the Latinum.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 8 0 0
356

If you can sell it, don’t hsitate to steal it.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 4 0 0
357

A piece of Latinum in the hand is worth two in a customer’s pocket.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 8 0 0
358

Share and perish.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 4 0 0
359

When everything fails – run.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 11 3 0
360

Ferengi’s don’t give promotional gifts!

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 9 3 0
361

Know your enemies … but do business with them always.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 7 1 0
362

The world is a stage – don’t forget to demand admission.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 2 0 0
363

Never offer a confession when a bribe will do.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 6 2 0
364

Even dishonesty can’t tarnish the glow of Latinum.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 5 0 1
365

Whenever you’re being asked if you are god, the right answer is YES.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 5 0 0
366

Genius without opportunity is like Latinum in the mine.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 3 1 0
367

There are three things you must not talk to aliens: sex, religion and taxes.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 7 3 0
368

If you want to ruin yourself there are three known ways: Gambling is the fastest, women are the sweetest, and banks are the most reliable way.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 2 0 0
369

There are two things that will catch up with you for sure: death and taxes.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 10 4 0
370

If your dancing partner wants to lead at all costs, let her have her own way and ask another one to dance.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 14 8 0
371

Borrow on a handshake; lend in writing.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 10 2 0
372

Drive your business or it will drive you.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 6 3 0
373

Let other keep their reputation. You keep their money.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 3 0 1
374

If the flushing isn’t strong enough, use your brain and try the brush.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 10 3 0
375

Klingon women don’t dance tango.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 4 0 0