Quotes

ID Title Subtitle Content Category Views Likes Dislikes
751 — —

Don’t talk ship; talk shipping.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 5 5 0
752 — —

Anyone serving in a fleet who is crazy can be relieved, if they ask for it.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 8 4 0
753 — —

Enough is never enough.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 6 3 0
754 — —

You could afford your ship without your government – if it weren’t for your government.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 9 5 0
755 — —

Get the money first, then let the buyers worry about collecting the merchandise.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 3 0 1
756 — —

Gamble and trade have two things in common: risk and Latinum.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 6 2 0
757 — —

Never let the competition know, what you’re thinking.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 8 2 0
758 — —

Never trust advice from a dying Ferengi; listen but don’t trust.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 2 1 0
759 — —

Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 10 5 0
760 — —

Go where no Ferengi has gone before; where there is no reputation there is profit.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 6 0 0
761 — —

Don’t discriminate. The most unlikely species can create the best customers.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 6 0 0
762 — —

Benefit from the Vulcan greed for knowledge.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 6 1 0
763 — —

If it works, sell it. If it works well, sell it for more. If it doesn’t work, quadruple the price and sell it as an antique.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 10 0 0
764 — —

There’s nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 8 2 0
765 — —

Revenge is profitless.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 4 1 0
766 — —

She can touch your ears but never your Latinum.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 6 2 0
767 — —

Death takes no bribes.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 4 2 0
768 — —

A wife is a luxury, a smart accountant a necessity.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 7 1 0
769 — —

Mine is better than ours.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 4 0 0
770 — —

Never confuse wisdom with luck.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 7 2 0
771 — —

He’s a fool who makes his doctor his heir.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 7 3 0
772 — —

Beware of small expenses: a small leak will kill a ship.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 5 4 0
773 — —

Faith moves mountains – of inventory.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 8 1 0
774 — —

If you would keep a secret from an enemy, don’t tell it to a friend.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 5 1 0
775 — —

Never trust a wise man.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 7 0 0