Quotes

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751

Don’t talk ship; talk shipping.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 5 5 0
752

Anyone serving in a fleet who is crazy can be relieved, if they ask for it.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 8 4 0
753

Enough is never enough.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 6 3 0
754

You could afford your ship without your government – if it weren’t for your government.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 9 5 0
755

Get the money first, then let the buyers worry about collecting the merchandise.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 3 0 1
756

Gamble and trade have two things in common: risk and Latinum.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 6 2 0
757

Never let the competition know, what you’re thinking.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 8 2 0
758

Never trust advice from a dying Ferengi; listen but don’t trust.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 2 1 0
759

Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 10 5 0
760

Go where no Ferengi has gone before; where there is no reputation there is profit.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 5 0 0
761

Don’t discriminate. The most unlikely species can create the best customers.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 5 0 0
762

Benefit from the Vulcan greed for knowledge.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 5 1 0
763

If it works, sell it. If it works well, sell it for more. If it doesn’t work, quadruple the price and sell it as an antique.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 10 0 0
764

There’s nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 8 2 0
765

Revenge is profitless.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 4 1 0
766

She can touch your ears but never your Latinum.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 6 2 0
767

Death takes no bribes.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 4 2 0
768

A wife is a luxury, a smart accountant a necessity.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 7 1 0
769

Mine is better than ours.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 4 0 0
770

Never confuse wisdom with luck.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 7 2 0
771

He’s a fool who makes his doctor his heir.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 7 3 0
772

Beware of small expenses: a small leak will kill a ship.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 4 3 0
773

Faith moves mountains – of inventory.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 8 1 0
774

If you would keep a secret from an enemy, don’t tell it to a friend.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 5 1 0
775

Never trust a wise man.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 7 0 0