| ID | Title | Subtitle | Content | Category | Views | Likes | Dislikes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 801 | — | — | A Ferengi waits to bid until his opponents have exhausted themselves. |
Ferengi Rules of Acquisition | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| 802 | — | — | The family of Fools is ancient. |
Ferengi Rules of Acquisition | 6 | 4 | 0 |
| 803 | — | — | Always ask for the costs first. |
Ferengi Rules of Acquisition | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 804 | — | — | If possible sell neither the sizzle nor the steak, but the Elphasian wheat germ. |
Ferengi Rules of Acquisition | 8 | 0 | 0 |
| 805 | — | — | New customers are like razor toothed gree worms. They can be succulent, but sometimes they bite back. |
Ferengi Rules of Acquisition | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 806 | — | — | Opportunity waits for no one. |
Ferengi Rules of Acquisition | 12 | 5 | 0 |
| 807 | — | — | Make your shop easy to find. |
Ferengi Rules of Acquisition | 11 | 3 | 0 |
| 808 | — | — | Sometimes, what you get free costs entirely too much. |
Ferengi Rules of Acquisition | 10 | 5 | 0 |
| 809 | — | — | You can’t free a fish from water. |
Ferengi Rules of Acquisition | 8 | 0 | 1 |
| 810 | — | — | The difference between manure and Latinum is commerece. |
Ferengi Rules of Acquisition | 9 | 2 | 0 |
| 811 | — | — | What’s mine is mine, and what’s yours is mine too. |
Ferengi Rules of Acquisition | 8 | 0 | 1 |
| 812 | — | — | Even in the worst of times someone turns a profit. |
Ferengi Rules of Acquisition | 10 | 4 | 0 |
| 813 | — | — | You are surrounded by opportunities; you just have to know where to look. |
Ferengi Rules of Acquisition | 7 | 3 | 0 |
| 814 | — | — | Don’t pay until you have the goods. |
Ferengi Rules of Acquisition | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 815 | — | — | The customer is always right … until you have their cash. |
Ferengi Rules of Acquisition | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 816 | — | — | Respect is good, Latinum is better. |
Ferengi Rules of Acquisition | 7 | 0 | 1 |
| 817 | — | — | His money is only your’s when he can’t get it back. |
Ferengi Rules of Acquisition | 11 | 5 | 0 |
| 818 | — | — | A thirsty customer is good for profit, a drunk one isn’t. |
Ferengi Rules of Acquisition | 8 | 4 | 0 |
| 819 | — | — | Never spend your own money when you can spend someone elses. |
Ferengi Rules of Acquisition | 5 | 4 | 0 |
| 820 | — | — | Never allow one’s culture’s law to get in the way of a universal goal: profit. |
Ferengi Rules of Acquisition | 8 | 3 | 0 |
| 821 | — | — | If a deal is fairly and lawfully made, then seeking revenge especially unprofitable revenge, is illegal. |
Ferengi Rules of Acquisition | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 822 | — | — | If you’re going to have to endure, make yourself comfortable. |
Ferengi Rules of Acquisition | 11 | 6 | 0 |
| 823 | — | — | Time is Latinum. The early Ferengi get the Latinum. |
Ferengi Rules of Acquisition | 11 | 0 | 0 |
| 824 | — | — | If you can sell it, don’t hsitate to steal it. |
Ferengi Rules of Acquisition | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 825 | — | — | A piece of Latinum in the hand is worth two in a customer’s pocket. |
Ferengi Rules of Acquisition | 9 | 0 | 0 |