Quotes

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826

Share and perish.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 3 0 0
827

When everything fails – run.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 13 4 0
828

Ferengi’s don’t give promotional gifts!

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 9 3 0
829

Know your enemies … but do business with them always.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 6 1 0
830

The world is a stage – don’t forget to demand admission.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 4 0 0
831

Never offer a confession when a bribe will do.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 7 2 0
832

Even dishonesty can’t tarnish the glow of Latinum.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 4 0 1
833

Whenever you’re being asked if you are god, the right answer is YES.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 7 0 0
834

Genius without opportunity is like Latinum in the mine.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 3 1 0
835

There are three things you must not talk to aliens: sex, religion and taxes.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 8 3 0
836

If you want to ruin yourself there are three known ways: Gambling is the fastest, women are the sweetest, and banks are the most reliable way.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 3 0 0
837

There are two things that will catch up with you for sure: death and taxes.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 11 4 0
838

If your dancing partner wants to lead at all costs, let her have her own way and ask another one to dance.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 13 7 0
839

Borrow on a handshake; lend in writing.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 9 1 0
840

Drive your business or it will drive you.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 5 3 0
841

Let other keep their reputation. You keep their money.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 3 0 1
842

If the flushing isn’t strong enough, use your brain and try the brush.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 8 3 0
843

Klingon women don’t dance tango.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 4 0 0
844

It’s always good business to know about new customers before they walk in your door.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 2 1 0
845

Wounds heal, but debt is forever.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 4 0 1
846

Never trust your customers, especially if they are your relatives.

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847

The secret of one person is another person’s opportunity.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 5 2 0
848

A madman with Latinum means profit without return.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 9 5 0
849

A Ferengi in need, will never do anything for free.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 8 1 0
850

When the Grand Nagus arrives to offer you a business opportunity, it’s time to leave town until he’s gone.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition 13 2 0